Total Medals Earned: 666 (From 100 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,615 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Be a perfect survivor!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (100/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway
Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout
Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest
Medals Earned: 8/8 (140/140 points)
you took one mean shit
Congrats! you found the wrench.
Successfully created a bag of shit
Winner of the pillow fight
Saved the hot teacher
You won the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/21 (50/860 points)
Medals Earned: 7/11 (275/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
I did it on purpose...
Fail 55 times
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 17/20 (305/455 points)
It's time to learn some tricks
Team: step back then protect front line
Dominate! This is your only salvation
Cut! In the right place, at the right time
Master the craft of war
What a huge life form!
Your enemies - are enemies to each other
Get out of my corner
Try walking in their shoes
Is this place safe to hide forever?
Escape
Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible
This should be easy
Neutral wall
Between the devil and the deep blue sea
Run as fast as you can
Quick team trick
Behind the wall
Predator is the top life form - become him!
They have no chance to survive...
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (80/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.