Total Medals Earned: 666 (From 100 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,615 Points
Medals Earned: 23/29 (240/435 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Medals Earned: 35/48 (280/355 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 13/23 (255/480 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/285 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/50 points)
Defeat the C&H dude.
Defeat C-3PO.
Defeat The Terminator.
Defeat Pico.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Perform the final secret fatality in PDS.
Perform the first secret fatality in PDS.
Perform the second secret fatality in PDS.
Double the gun, double the fun! Complete both PDS and Cyber Hell in a single sitting.
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
Defeat the first opponent.
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Defeat Hans with the handgun.
Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
Complete this thing.
Defeat Santa Claus and win your bet.
Complete the game and get the first ending.
Someone is watching you. Try not to screw up too bad.
Collect secret item 5.
Collect secret item 2.
Collect secret item 1.
Collect secret item 3.
Collect secret item 4.
Collect secret item 7.
Collect secret item 6.
Defeat yourself in a Merry Mirror Match.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
First Shift
Survive the Boss survival Challenge
Beat Chapter 1 :p
Beat the Classic Level Set
Master the Difference Mini Game
Beat the first round of Diffotron games.
Beat the Main Game!
Beat the Rock Solid Level Set
Master the Sliding Mini Game
Beat the first round of Sliding games.
